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| A three letter word that, when said, causes all boys under the age of fifteen to giggle uncontrollab |
| 06.05.04 (9:26 am) [edit] |
Written Saturday, 05/06/04.
The word is, of course, sex, and the statement is, no doubted, true. It’s something I’ve experienced – say ‘sex’ in front of under fifteens and they go red, get excited and laugh easily (aka they giggle, blush and get horny). The same is not applicable to girls – they merely cast nervous glances and keep their legs closed.
My writer’s mind gets rather easily bored with terms and stuff relating to Biology, so a fairy tale evolved around it all: Angiosperm is the mother of two very strange children, Xylem and Phloem. Xylem is a drug addict, with his xylem-parenchyma and stuff, and Phloem is a slutty sixteen-year-old mildly resembling Phoebe from Charmed. They have special powers (sending dissolved fluids and stuff around space) and they’re taking over the world, tree by tree.
It all sounds much better in Afrikaans, so please do excuse me if I got the English terms wrong.
Cursed must be the very smart people who know exactly why the world is not about to end (Doom’s Day inspiration courtesy from The Day After Tomorrow) and why exactly that movie is wrong or not. I’ve made peace with the fact that I am not exceptionally bright in any way, nor special and wonderfully intelligent. So I can’t do algebra, and I don’t take Science – I am a hideously dull bore and I shall remain as such till the day my beloved children bury me. I shall also become a world-famous author and take over the world as we know it. Revenge of the Boars, George Lucas might call it.
Of course my secret aspiration is to become some sort of consultant – security consultant, décor consultant, grammar consultant, FBI Special Consultant, it all has that ring to it. Of course the chances of me really making it when I leave school are almost nill, but dreams are dreams.
Well, I’m off to see my aunt now.
~yahoos
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| Llamas don't bloody well fly! |
| 06.04.04 (6:39 pm) [edit] |
Apparently they don't. But this post is not about flying llamas. It is, in fact, not about flying. :shock:
It seems the odds are against me. The exams start this Monday - this time they didn't even bother to [i]loom[/i], they just jumped out from behind a dustbin. I write Biology on Monday, so I'll be utterly terrified when I get past the shock. The really bad news is that the teacher is getting most of the questions out of a handbook I don't have, which is just bloody brilliant.
So it's twenty to five in the am, I'm blogging and my mother's watching Oprah-reruns. How exciting.
Silence is golden, but so is the hair of a Baywatch actress. ~yahoos
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| My God. |
| 06.02.04 (9:58 am) [edit] |
Written Wednesday, 02/06/04.
It’s fucking scary, that’s what. Really fucking terrifying. I’ve come [excuse any later pun] to the conclusion that adult life does not revolve around sex, food and TV: it revolves around sex, sex, and sex. I mean, hell, give them a tilt of alcohol and they’re all over the place, bouncing off the bloody walls. I’m supposed to be the horny teenager. I think they skipped a few life stages somewhere.
Other than the horniness of the people around me, there isn’t much to report; I was stuck at home with a cold for most of the week before last week; this week was acceptable, only because a good Economy class; the exams start Monday, the 7th and I’ve not studied at all. My life in a paragraph.
My inspiration was on a nigh boost last week, though it’s calmed down again; and Schumi’s winning again after the minor setback at Monaco. I still hate Montoya, and I can’t wait till Harry Potter is released later next week.
~yahoos
MOVIE UPDATE: Went to see The Day After Tomorrow. Nice story, and the effects were amazing. Great movie, really something I'd like to see again.
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